General Health
- In-Flu-Henza
- Swollen Rands
- Richard Dyer-Rhea
- Bubonic Plagal (Pleyel)
- Josquincer
- Staff Infection
- Colonosopy Nancarrow
- Peter Vasks-ectomy
- Merideath Monk
- Fernando Sor Throat
- Ulcera Mamlok
- Fussell Spasm*
- Torn Ligetiment
- Spohr Throat
- Third Degree Webern
- Colon Cancer Matthews
- Matthew Van Brink of Death*
- Nononucleosis
- Stephan Overweigt*
- Beriobesity
- David del Trichinosis
- Peter Meningitis
- Pregnancy Galbraith
- Sydney Hodgkins Disease
- Lupus Foss
- Dead Rorem
- Bedrich Smegma
- Esa Pekka Salmonella
- Chicken Bachs
- Nat King Cholera
- Lazy Ives
- Gounodrhea
- Whopping Kauffman
- Rimsky Korsacough
- Piazzolloft
- Bloch Jaw
- Cough-Cough-ian
- Brian Hernia-Hough
- Mad Cowell Disease
- Ruggells Burn
- Franz Joseph Hangover
- Skin Craft
- Spavine Bryars
- Igor Spavine-sky
- Perotinitis
- Mahleria
- Andrew Lisp*
- Vitry Dish
- Claude Leprosy
- Small Penistera
- Villa-Lobotomy
- Rubella Bartok
- Karl Amadeus Heart Disease
- Giacomo Meyerberi-beri
- Jock Itch Puccini
- Arturo Sclerosis Toscanini
- Alka-Salzer
- Stroke-owski
- Daniel Pinkeye
- Param Queer
- Steve Rash
- Tennis Elbow Lee
- Hairy Parts
- Johh Knowles Paine
- Boulezbianism
- Bernard Runs
- Bright Shingles
- Beri-Berio
- Ellen Taffe Zwil-Itch
- Pedro Malady-pica*
- Faure-bies
- Du Parkensons's Disease
- Gounod's Job
- Andrew Lloyd Webbed Feet
- Dental Foss
- Radu Lupus
- Francitis
- Benjamin Bitten
- Dennis B